It's a Good Time to Be a Urologist

Thanks to Jason, I'm now well-informed about the current state of the vasectomy business, which is apparently booming due to the threat of disappearing health benefits for the soon-to-be-unemployed as well as the fact that cutting an additional private-school tuition check is way harder when the Dow is in the tank.

But you don't need to be an out-of-work stockbroker to give your urologist a call. If you're done with the having-kids thing, don't wait for your wife to take action. Step up and call a urologist. You'll be glad you did.