Everyone interested in making sure that every man has a chance to "slay a bear," please raise your hand. The line comes from a Washington Times story that goes on to note "By the '90s, the "sensitive man" became popular. He is the ponytailed poet, the stay-at-home dad, the man who brags about being "in touch with his feminine side." Not that such a silly statement feeds stereotypes or anything.

But lest you think that the we're at the beginning of a sad era of renewed gender roles, let me present this Indianapolis Star article that should probably provide a blueprint for the modern family. It's authenic parenting at its best.