Shooting. And Shooting Blanks.

Because this is the foremost site for vasectomy news, you ought to know that in part of India, the ol' snip-snip will get you a gun permit. There is apparently an underlying logic there: the macho culture is rampant and vasectomies are rare because it's seen as not so manly.

Apparently, this is a good deal 'round those parts:

The results are impressive: 139 men have undergone vasectomies in the district since the incentive of a firearms permit was introduced a month ago, compared with only eight in 2007.

Me? I'd have settled for the pizza.