I take back every bad thing I've ever said about Michael Keaton as "Mr. Mom":

Michael Keaton's "Mr. Mom" character edges out Clair Huxtable from "The Cosby Show," 34 percent to 32 percent, as the TV or movie mother whom respondents would most like to care for them when they are home sick. Teri Hatcher's Susan Mayer from ABC's "Desperate Housewives" came in third with 17 percent of the votes.

(From a Quigley Corp. press release. Priceless.)